Lave New World

     There are zero pieces of trash along the road this morning, a first in over ten years of walks to work. No Walmart bags. No DQ straws, Bud Light cans, or Juhl boxes. Not even any condoms. I resort to cigarette butts, something I only normally notice when squatting to grab larger pieces. What in the world?

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    This world has already changed with the new coronavirus. Carbon dioxide levels have dropped, smog has lifted, and air travel has plummeted. There's been less driving despite historically low gas prices. People are staying home, making their own food, cleaning their own houses, even taking care of their own children. 

     Before covid 19, I never imagined we selfish humans could actually make the selfless choice to do or buy less to improve the environment. While this global act of restraint is probably as much for self preservation as concern for the planet, it's impact is here for all to see: A cleaner world.

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     When this terrible pandemic has subsided and life resumes in all of it's manifestations, I'm hoping we can all walk more like my first grandchild recently started doing at one-year-old - with surprise at the miracle of movement, with joy at a newfound sense of autonomy, with purpose to live and laugh and love. This may be our best and last chance to save the Earth from ourselves.

Out In The Cold

     I wore one too few layers on this morning's walk to work at thirty degrees. Eyeing a projected high of fifty, a lighter jacket and baseball cap seemed the right apparel for an Appalachian spring day. Arriving at the O school bleary eyed and chilled to the bone, my stiff fingers are barely able to type these lines. It's a familiar feeling.

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     We humans are an inadequately adapted animal for temperate climates. Being bald and warm-blooded, we're unable to regulate winter internal temperatures without outside help. That aid comes in a few major forms - fire and it's many substrates (peat, coal, oil, electricity), caves and their human-made surrogates, and animal skins or facsimiles thereof.
     I grew up in Bound Brook, a working class borough in central New Jersey that resisted the movement to school regionalization that had started in the 1960s. Consequently, it was the job of children to get themselves to school in the roughly two-mile square district without buses. Our family did it's best to keep the kids appropriately dressed for the frigid northeast winters. An annual fall trip to Great Eastern Mills saw us selecting the school clothes we liked and our mother putting them back for the cheaper and often thinner versions. Christmas brought a flannel shirt purchased through Green Stamps and perhaps a sweatshirt or coat from an older sibling who worked. As the youngest of seven, my best and most loved bet for winter warmth was the often threadbare hand-me-downs from three older brothers. Still, on the coldest mornings with temperatures in the twenties and windchill well below, it took an hour or two to revive in the heated classroom of LaMonte Elementary School.

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     It's overused but also really true that what doesn't kill you will make you stronger. Learning to defrost after icy walks to school made me ready to handle the sting of a hard baseball into glove or onto bat in early spring practices. Knowing that frozen fingers would limber up gave me the confidence to catch that opening kickoff and run with the football to start late season games. Amid the current grief from losses in this unusual springtime - livelihoods, lifestyles, even loved ones - it's good to recall that the hands will once again thaw to help make a new world a more sustainable place to eat, work, love, and play.

     

With The Flow

     Last night there was a torrential spring rain in the Greenbrier Valley. It splattered our tin roof all night long, spurring dreams of flash floods and various other means of drowning. On my way to work in the morning, splashing through the runoff while tossing a half dozen bluegills back into Price Run, I came across a turtle with it's back to the current at the side of Judyville Road.
     At less than a foot long, it was small enough that I started to reach to help it back into the channel. In a nick of time, I saw the massive head and neck tucked into the front of an algae-coated shell. This was no meek water turtle or wayward terrapin.

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     Sexual dimorphism exists among many animals, and the turtles display an odd dichotomous version. Among the terrapins or land turtles males are usually larger than females of the same age. Not only do those poor guys have to fight for the right to mate, they then have to wrestle to do the deed with a reluctant bride-to-be.
     Water-living turtles, on the other hand (or whatever appendage), have a more free flowing sexual experience. A lady-in-waiting lounges on a silty cushion while her paramours engage in a watery dance above her. When a guy's combination of colors and movements strike her fancy, she turns tail but doesn't run. The nimble Chippendale who succeeds is usually smaller than the object of his affectations.

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     I'm happy to report that the stream had subsided on my walk home from work. There in the muddy trail of my snappy new friend's path over to a pond is three-quarters of a bluegill, it's head chomped off instead of my careless hand. In an emerging world of water, it's probably best for all of us guys to be like him and go with the flow.

Ninety-Nine Bottles Of Beer

     For a discontinuous ten years, five before and five after a divorce, I've picked up trash on the three-quarter mile walk to work. It's a scenic stretch of a side street that runs beside the west branch of Price Run, the only above-ground creek in the karst town of Lewisburg, West Virginia. The road is bisected by two ponds, watering holes for assorted fowl and furry fauna who've watched me fill a shopping bag at least once a week. That's five-hundred and twenty Kroger bags of other people's garbage.
     The content of my gift bags has changed over this decade of walks. The fast food detritis - Hardee's in winter, Dairy Queen in summer - has transitioned to water bottles and candy wrappers. Scattered along the way, literally and temporally, has been evidence of addictions, though packaging has progressed from Diet Coke to designer spritzers, Bud Light cans to mini-liquor bottles, Marlboro reds to Juul whites. It seems the litterers in my neighborhood are becoming more sophisticated, to say the most.
     After these ten years I'd like to conclude that the volume of litter has decreased as awareness of plastic pollution has grown, but householders still leave the lids off their trash cans for crows and raccoons to scatter. Teens of all ages jettison the evidence. The wind forever blows through yards, shops, and backends of pickup trucks. One can only hope that the materials of human consumption will become more compostable as we run out of extractable hydrocarbons. In the meantime, I'll shoot for two bags a week.

Not To Reason Why

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     "How long will you continue to practice?" asks one of the important people in my life during one of our semi-regular lunches at the Bean.

It's a reasonable question from someone starting life after college to someone else opening a new office after the age of sixty. Implicit are concerns about finances, longevity, and fortitude for work. Why would one want to do something hard that doesn't have to be done?

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   The financial equation is unique to being a lifelong medical educator with a large and extended family. A life of contributing everything to the growth and well-being of the households leaves one unable to secure a loan to start a business. Living hand-to-mouth becomes a way of being when expenses are more or less equal to income.
    Brushes with skin cancer and, like many health care providers, tuberculosis raise concerns about being able to practice long enough to become profitable. New businesses generally take about five years to reach maximum income potential, though having been established in an academic practice in the same town for twenty-five should speed that up. Still, life and new ventures are always a gamble.
     It does take fortitude to bring energy to the table for the good of others day in and day out. Fortunately for me, doing so refuels the spirit at least as much as emptying it. On most days I feel better after having helped a handful of people in some small way.

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     After a moment's contemplation to the question at hand, the answer comes as an image of old man charging up the Judyville hill:

"I'll continue to see people as long as I can walk to work."

So take that Alfred, Lord Tennyson, ours but to do OR die!

An Untangled Web

The single silvery thread seemingly streams upwards from a green pool, each slow whirl glinting in the slanting rays until ending mid-air, a loose end to an incredible feat.

How could a tiny spider unspool such a lengthy line from her spinnerets? The total mass of the proteinaceous thread is seemingly as large as the spinner herself. Some weaving spiders have to eat some of what they've just made for the energy to produce the next strand. Is that her trick?

What is her design with a line cast from an overhanging tree down to a remote swimming hole? An orb or sheet web would have to span an unlikely fifty-foot space. A funnel, tube, or tangle web would be a similarly impossible task. Some spiders have been known to jettison themselves to a new location, but a wide pond in a fast moving stream seems an unlikely destination.

What is she planning to snare? The creek is teeming with flies of progressive sizes - may-, deer-, horse-, damsel-, and dragon-. Such a single thread would snare exactly none of them, and who's to say that spiders are only functional builders? Each October adventurers travel from all over the world to nearby Fayetteville, West Virginia to leap off  the longest single arch bridge in North America. If people do it, why not arachnids?

There's my most likely explanation for the free floating web strand above my favorite swimming hole. I've discovered the base-jumping spider, and I hope she can get one of her weaving compatriots to build her a safety net.

Why do I say she's a she? Only female spiders drop a pheramone-laden drag line to reel in mates, unlike some people we know and love.

Clumsy Crow

On yesterday's mid-summer walk to work I encountered a crow. It was apparently dead in a grassy ditch beside the road. Then I saw a dark eye blink.

The big black bird was beautiful, with glossy feathers from the neck down gleaming in the sunrise and no such reflection from fluffly, greyish down of the head. It's thick, down-curving beak looked lethal, especially when opened wide to try to take my thumb as I began the physical examination.

The neck was supple, with full range of sidebending left and right as she tracked my movements. Shoulders had full range of motion as she flapped to try to evade my touch. The chest was symmetrical, with a burst of expansion at each cawing protest to the indignity of my inspection. The abdomen was soft and flat, with no signs of distension or trauma. Hips and knees had intact ranges of passive flexion and extension. Despite a noticeably low body weight, an avian adaptation to levitation or maybe just a sex difference in body mass, she seemed full of vibrant energy. The only discernible abnormality was in active range of motion of the lower extremities - she could not move her own legs or talons.

It was tempting to bring this injured bird home. In humans, paralysis below the waist could mean a lower spinal cord injury, tumor, or infection. Without trauma or other signs of cancer, infection becomes the most likely cause, and crows are particularly susceptible to one that causes just these symptoms.

The West Nile virus is being carried to the temperate world by expanding ranges of tropical mosquitoes. In humans, a bite from one can bring on a fever, body aches, and fatigue. In most cases the febrile illness resolves in a few days and the recovering person never knew what hit them other than a bad cold. In a tiny percentage of infections, less than 1%, the virus manages to circulate to the central nervous system causing the worst headache of your life (meningitis) or sudden paralysis of one or more parts of the body (encephalitis). With no effective treatment other than hydration and time, a small percentage of people with a central nervous system infection die. Most survive with minimal disability.

The percentages are reversed in crows. Once injected by an infected mosquito, the virus rapidly replicates and the beautiful big black bird rapidly declines. More than 80% of infected crows will die from paralysis, dehydration, or predation from being unable to fly.

On my run home from work I carried a dropper bottle of spring water infused with antiviral and immune boosting herbs. My corvid charge was laid up in behind the wall I had moved her to, legs still useless behind her. She flapped her wings as I held her from behind, but each successive caw of protest became a little less vigorous. All two inches of her strong black beak snapped at the approaching eyedropper, barely failing to shatter the glass. A dark eye looked up in surprise when her latching on allowed me to squirt a dropper full down her throat. For the next rounds she snapped but didn't hold, and I was able to get a half dozen squirts mostly in her mouth.

That night I slept a dreamless sleep under the full Wort Moon, our black cat hovering around my head until awakened, uncharacteristically, later than usual.

"Are you going to work today?" my partner called from the bedroom door.

"Yes, thanks," I called back while resisting the pull back into the darkness of our canopied bed.

She was still there behind the wall. I pulled out the dropper bottle, held her thin body behind unprotesting wings, and tilted back her head. One dark eye stared up, unblinking, as I buried her black body in a bed of white pine needles.